food galore

Is it not the worst thing ever when you go to someones house for dinner and you take a big mouthful because it looks great, and you realise a little to late that it actually is the worst food ever.

How I feel!

Some of us are incredibly blessed with parents who just cannot understand technology!

Actually, mine are quite good with technology, but every now and then, my expertise is required to help with something I see as so obvious.

And this is how I feel when I get it fixed straight away:

"Just call me 'internet Goddess'"

A shout out!

And here is a shout out to my biggest (and probably only) fan! My mother!

I'm so glad you're crazy, you make life fun!

I also award you with the seal of approval!!

Who am I?

I completely forgot to introduce myself!

My name is Elsie Moana and I am 19 years young.

I am currently a university student.

I am middle child of five.

I was born in New Zealand in 1994.

Then moved to Australia when I was 8. I am now back in New Zealand and love it!

I LOVE Johnny Depp and Jude Law! 

And may be a tad obsessed with the Hunger Games!

This is me on the left!

Every time!

Every now and then I get this sudden urge to be healthy!

And this is usually a good thing, except the moment I decide to, I am suddenly aware of all the tasty, delicious foods around the house, or McDonalds brings out a new ice-cream, it seem the whole world is against me whenever I decide to be healthy!

I always feel like I am being tested, and I fail every time!!!!!

Are you serious!?

If there is one thing I hate, apart from Frodo Baggins, it would have to be those people who over dramatise EVERYTHING!

Like seriously, someone didn't hold the door open for them and suddenly it is the worst day ever and they complain about how bad their day is, and I'm just like:

Haha, no but honestly guys, if something silly goes wrong, appreciate that you're still alive!

WHY ME!?

I must be the queen of awkward situations, because I am always finding myself in them!

So I have come to a decision:

Ever happen to you?

It has recently come to my attention that I always find myself in a particular awkward situation.

Have you ever been there before? it's the time when you ask/say something to someone and they either don't hear you or ignore you AND to top it off, someone else sees you get completely shut down! haha, has this ever happened to you? I feel like all I can do is this:

Rest in peace you beautiful dog.

Sadly on the third of May two-thousand and thirteen, our beautiful dog was diagnosed with severe liver cancer and had to be put down, I have never experienced such sorrow, I am devastated and heart broken :(

Saddest of sad kind of news, dudes.

The beautiful dog you see above, is my lovely dog - Molly.
I recently went away up North for a week, and when I came back she was scarily thin and refused to eat and so lethargic. I am so worried, tomorrow we take her to the vet to get her checked up :(

Hoping and praying she will be okay, she has been in my family since 2006 and was my younger brothers cancer make a wish dog.

Great news humanoids!

I recently received an e-mail from one of my greatest friends EVER, who I haven't seen in over a year (since I moved to New Zealand). This e-mail contained the very exciting news that she will be booking a ticket to come visit me at the end of the year! I just cannot contain my excitement!!!

This is exactly what happened when I read the e-mail:

 And that is my good news for the day :)

Words of Wisdom from Winston!

This happens every Saturday my parents try and convince me Saturday is a good day for house cleaning, back yard maintenance or homework!

Cool beans.

Alright young thugs,

I read the brief properly for this assignment and figured out I am doing it wrong, so this is henceforth going to just be my blog for random nothings.
Though whether I am motivated enough to post up anything worth wasting your time on or not is still being debated by myself and my clan of dedicated staff members.
Here we are in meeting:

So until the next post, ciao hombres, amigos and friends!

Dear reader

My lovely (perhaps even non-existent) reader/s,

Despite what the url is for this blog, my world is not sick or sad! in fact, it's quite the opposite; it's fun and filled with rainbows, unicorns and cakes that tickle your pickle.

Sick, sad world is just a reference to the show Daria!

Anyway, this blog was actually created for one of my uni classes, whether you're supposed to create your own blog or not is unimportant.
So if for some magically weird reason you have found destiny has led you to my fantastic blog, please, sit back, relax, grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy my writings. As weird and strange as it may be.

And always remember; there is a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, and if you're lucky enough, perhaps even Lady Catherine De Bourgh will be there too!